Celebrity Verses Poetry: Kimye Wedding

HASHTAG TILL DEATH

 

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ALL HAIL OUR NEW CYBORG OVERLORD:
KIMYE, ROBOPOP, VOLTRON OF FAME
COMBINED IN SOULLESS UNION
LEADING OUR HOMOGENEOUS
GLOBAL ANTI-CULTURE INTO
A NEW ERA OF HOLLOW POP POLISH.

CONFORM YE CITIZENS OF EARTH,
FOR THEIR DYNASTY WILL DICTATE
THE OVERHEARD SEXY BABY TALK
FOR MANY TRENDS TO COME,
IN PHARMACY LINES AND BLANDLY
HIP BARS YOU ARE TOO OLD TO PATRONIZE.

BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR BIONIC OVERLORDS,
MORE FILLER THAN FLESH, MORE EGO THAN EVERYMAN.

LET US GO FORTH, PLEBES
BUILD OUR BRANDS,
HUMANOID MARKETING MECHANISMS,
AS SUBTLE AND SELF-DIRECTED
AS FEZ-TOPPED DANCING BEARS,
UNTIL UPON A PYRAMID
OF DISPOSIBLE FRIEND INCOMES
WE CAN FINALLY TWEET OUR MAGNUM OPUS:
#SPONSORED

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