Flaxen haired gradient of rock supergoddom Oh Jordan Catalano, how many seconds to Uranus? You are the most beautiful cartoon chipmunk, eyes wide open to a soul as shallow as memorial pools. Your ombre locks the envy of ponies, were you my little, your rump might bear the mark of Oscar. Oh Bartholomew Cubbins, direct
by Randall Lotowycz
This film is obviously a year or more away and we know very little about it. But based on the Michael B. Jordan casting, suddenly people are assuming the dynamic has to be different. Why?
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A la Recherche de la Lindsay Perdue Lindsay— what the ever loving fuck can we do? You were our Emma Stone! Our husky-voiced, no-nonsense hot bitch with non-dead eyes. Once, twice, six times in rehab! Your braless boobs begging for a bustier your hair like iridescent straw color shifting according to the winds. The topography
Heathers The Musical: A review of the Off-Broadway Show, written by a Heathers the movie fanatic and a possible Winona Ryder obsessive.